Ah, the Wonderful World of Disney

Cinderella dances with a small Asian man. Yeah, go Asians.

The story is out: Cinderella, Belle, and company aren't as good for our children as we once thought. No, it doesn't make our daughters anorexic or anything like that... okay, well, maybe that too. But this is breaking news:

According to a graduate student's abstract (yes, I know, very authoritative), many abuse victims identified with characters in famous children's literature, providing "templates" of dominated women. Apparently, they believe that if their love is strong enough, then they can change their partner's behavior, making them more submissive in future relationships.

I guess my girls will never even know who Mickey Mouse is.

... and yes, this is how I study for law school exams.